var Quotation=new Array() Quotation[0] = "Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."; Quotation[1] = "Tracers work both ways."; Quotation[2] = "There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags don't wave in a vacuum. - Arthur C. Clark"; Quotation[3] = "The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. - George Orwell"; Quotation[4] = "The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky. - Solomon Short"; Quotation[5] = "Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Benjamin Franklin"; Quotation[6] = "We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - Gen. D. MacArthur"; Quotation[7] = "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte"; Quotation[8] = "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce"; Quotation[9] = "We're surrounded. That simplifies the problem. - 'Chesty' Puller, USMC"; Quotation[10] = "Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov"; Quotation[11] = "If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. - Doug Larson"; Quotation[12] = "The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison"; Quotation[13] = "Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. - Bertrand Russell"; Quotation[14] = "There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people. - Muhammad Ali"; Quotation[15] = "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain"; Quotation[16] = "Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? - George Carlin "; Quotation[17] = "A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon. - Napoleon Bonaparte"; Quotation[18] = "You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war. - Napoleon Bonaparte"; Quotation[19] = "A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights. - Napoleon Bonaparte"; Quotation[20] = "He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot, will be victorious. - Sun Tzu"; Quotation[21] = "Know your enemy and know yourself and you can fight a hundred battles without disaster. - Sun Tzu"; Quotation[22] = "We are twice armed if we fight with faith. - Plato"; Quotation[23] = "Better to fight for something than live for nothing. - George S. Patton"; Quotation[24] = "The ancient Romans built their greatest masterpieces of architecture, their amphitheaters, for wild beasts to fight in. - Voltaire"; Quotation[25] = "To survive it is often necessary to fight and to fight you have to dirty yourself. - George Orwell"; Quotation[26] = "Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Erwin Rommel"; Quotation[27] = "In a man-to-man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine. - Erwin Rommel"; Quotation[28] = "Anyone who has to fight, even with the most modern weapons, against an enemy in complete command of the air, fights like a savage against modern European troops, under the same handicaps and with the same chances of success. - Erwin Rommel"; Quotation[29] = "In a fight you don't stop to choose your cudgels. - Nikita Khrushchev"; Quotation[30] = "He that fights and runs away, May turn and fight another day; But he that is in battle slain, Will never rise to fight again. - Tacitus"; Quotation[31] = "Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight. - Liam Gallagher"; Quotation[32] = "Sure the fight was fixed. I fixed it with a right hand. - George Foreman"; Quotation[33] = "I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman"; Quotation[34] = "Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell"; Quotation[35] = "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. - Frank Zappa"; Quotation[36] = "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago. - Bernard Berenson"; Quotation[37] = "Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx"; Quotation[38] = "My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes. - Ronald Reagan"; Quotation[39] = "Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. - Centauri"; Quotation[40] = "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...' - Isaac Asimov"; Quotation[41] = "About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. - Herbert Hoover"; Quotation[42] = "Klytus, I'm bored. What play thing can you offer me today?"; Quotation[43] = "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers"; Quotation[44] = "Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher von Braun"; Quotation[45] = "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C. Clarke"; Quotation[46] = "Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying. - Ronald Reagan"; Quotation[47] = "The best way out is always through. - Robert Frost"; Quotation[48] = "I don't like zoos. Awful. - Christopher Walken"; Quotation[49] = "It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. - Voltaire"; Quotation[50] = "To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood. - George Santayana"; Quotation[51] = "Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another. - Anatole France"; Quotation[52] = "CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke"; Quotation[53] = "Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. - Martin Luther King Jr."; Quotation[54] = "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein"; Quotation[55] = "There are always survivors at a massacre. Among the victors, if nowhere else. - Lois McMaster Bujold"; Quotation[56] = "During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you. - Rick Moranis"; Quotation[57] = "Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away. - Thomas Fuller"; Quotation[58] = "Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Benjamin Franklin"; Quotation[59] = "There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else. - James Thurber"; Quotation[60] = "I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down. - Mitch Hedberg"; Quotation[61] = "The future will be better tomorrow. - Dan Quayle"; Quotation[62] = "I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan"; Quotation[63] = "My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman"; Quotation[64] = "If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging. - Joe Martin"; var Q = Quotation.length; var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1)); function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);} showQuotation();